‹πŸ¬ The Zero showroom
155 products Β· none of them waiting on hardware

Every Zero device, live on this machine

A device's workings are independent of its body β€” the program wheel, the ledger, the safety interlock, the automations and the console ARE the product, and the body is a peripheral. So all that is missing is the body. Pick anything on this floor, put one on and operate it now; when the hardware arrives it is a body swap, and the same class, console, programs and ledger carry straight over.

On this Linux machine right now: 0 of 0 declared capabilities are genuinely real β€” checked this second, by looking for the binary each one names. The rest fall back to simulation and say which.

πŸ–₯ What this machine can genuinely do β†’

Shelf: office

Every tile opens that product's stand: what it is, exactly how much of it is real on this machine, and the one button that puts a working unit on the floor.

  • πŸͺͺ Zero Badge ReaderOne door reader you can schedule, watch and audit from your own node β€” with the record of who passed staying on your node and nobody else's.
  • πŸ–¨ Zero PrinterThe office printer as a thing you can actually read: queue, toner and page count on your own ledger, powered up when the floor arrives and off when it leaves.
  • πŸ“½ Zero ProjectorThe meeting starts with a verb, not a hunt for the remote: lamp, input, focus and brightness on one console, and lamp hours you can actually read.
  • πŸ—“ Zero Room PanelFree or busy, readable from the corridor β€” and the room's own air, occupancy and temperature on a ledger you own rather than a calendar vendor's.
  • πŸ“  Zero ScannerA scanner that answers to your node: lamp, feed path and quality on one console, and every command it took written down where you can read it.
  • βœ‚ Zero ShredderA shredder that says when it is full, backs itself out of a jam, and drops to standby when the floor goes home β€” instead of humming in a corner all night.
  • πŸ“Ί Zero SignageA lobby screen on your schedule, not a vendor's: bright when the floor is open, dark when it is shut, with every command written down where you can read it.
  • 🧍 Zero Sit-Stand DeskSit and stand as two verbs instead of two guesses: a desk that remembers its heights, keeps a lock you control, and writes down every move it was asked to make.
  • ⏰ Zero Time ClockOne punch terminal you can wake, quiet and audit from your own node β€” with the record staying on your node, and no pretence that a device log is a payroll truth.
  • πŸ›‚ Zero Visitor KioskA lobby sign-in screen that opens and shuts with the building β€” and keeps the record of who came through on your node instead of a visitor-management cloud.
  • 🚰 Zero Water DispenserHot and cold on the office's hours, a leak sense that speaks up, and a filter you hear about before somebody tastes it.
  • πŸ“ Zero WhiteboardThe board comes up with the meeting and goes away with it: panel, input, touch lock and volume on one console, and no vendor account between you and the wall.
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